No euphemism, I couldn't find the fuc.............
I think I'll have to paint a few more things like the drill, chuck key, 12mm socket.......
Everything will end up bright orange and I still won't be able to find anything.

"A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment and is designed for the especial use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics." - George Fitch Atlanta Constitution, 1916